mattbeattie:

princesszeldaz:

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

sashayed:

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

Bojack Horseman: And one day you're gonna look around and realize everybody loves you! But...nobody likes you...and that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
Also Bojack Horseman: WE CAN SOLVE THE DRUG CRISIS IN AMERICA BY DOING ALL THE DRUGS O U R S E L V E S

omegajako:

historical-nonfiction:

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

nrmndr:

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

blvpjeans:

phoneus:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

image

sleepbby:

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

richardgoranski:

someone: talks to me in a way that seems the teeniest bit off, hardly noticeably different than their norm
me: lies down in the shower sadly, wondering where i went wrong in this friendship

lovelysuggestions:

In case no one has told you today, I’m so proud of you I know how hard you’re trying

setheverman:

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)